My Bad

Hey, all. Just wanted to let you know that the main reason for my lack of posting has been a growing interest in fiction writing. In fact, I've actually just started up a fiction blog called Bete Noire. And no, it doesn't really have anything to do with French people, but the name sure sounds cool, doesn't it?

Anyway, I'm basically going to be posting various serializations on my blog, which I hope you enjoy. My first serialization has long posts, but I think I'm going to do much shorter, internet-friendly posts from now on. So I hope you read and enjoy.

"Asassinate"

Sarah Palin, you're a really special individual. Whenever I've run out of cheap sex jokes or more sophisticated double entendres, I can always count on you to provide a good laugh.

Therefore, I thank you for mispronouncing words and then saying you're just making up new words, just like ol' Will Shakespeare.

In honor of how unique an individual you can be, I've come up with a new word, "asassinate." It's a combination of the words "asinine" and "assassinate." The word asinine is used just because of how applicable it is to this situation, while assassinate is used, because, William Shakespeare created it, and we all know how much you like him.

Definition of asassinate: To butcher a word so horrifically, you might say it's been assassinated. Then, to take that "interpretation" of the word and claim it's a completely new word.